: If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First : Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature : 'Once Upon a Time in China-Girl Gintama' or “Pending Means Pending, It’s Not Final' : A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi : The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Why Do You Use That Useless Negativity? : Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner : Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes : You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm : Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well : Only Children Play in the Snow / During Winter, Eating Ice-cream Is Sweet : People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself : Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either : You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least : Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News! : Good Things Never Come in Twos (but Bad Things Do) : Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It : A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life : When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing.

: Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life : If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful : Why’s the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming! : Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes : If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!! : Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits : If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out! : People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck! : Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot! : There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness : Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets! : Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!

: Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays! : Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad! : You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (2) : You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (1)

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